How’s that for a search engine friendly title, eh? This is just a quick note for anyone who has to deal with Network Solutions hosting (for clients or otherwise). Apperantly Network Solutions doesn’t run PHP with Apache’s mod_php, but rather as a CGI application. That means if you try to put PHP configuration directives in a .htaccess file it will cause a 500 Internal Server Error. My helpful reference: Because Network Solutions Sucks. You have been warned.